Valentine

a valentine is someone who you give your heart to for one day on February 14th. it could be a friend, or more than a friend.

Sarah will you be my valentine?
yes!!

by hahahahahahahhahahahahahh February 12, 2019

Valentine

The act of Passing out drunk right before having sex with your girlfriend/wife

After puking up a storm, I laid down waiting for my girl to put the condom on me and I Valentined out.

by matressReker September 7, 2011

Valentine

A big-dick nigga that doesn't give two shits. Don't fuck with him or he'll rape you.

"Bro, that nigga Valentine'd his teacher cus she gave him a bad grade."

by SmokeANigga March 1, 2018

valentine

What you call the boy/girl your temporarily "dating" for Valentine's Day. Something invented to make the rest of us single people feel like lonely shit.

I wish I had a Valentine.

by Secret Rocker June 17, 2005

Valentin

An amazing brown hair, hazel eyed young man. He is strong and has sexy abs and can often be described as "Orgasmic" He usually has a 7-8 inch penis.

-Hey look! He has a big dick!
-What a valentin....

by ThatOneHotBlonde April 11, 2013

valentine

A person you'll give a gift too on valentines day. A friend, sometimes more than a friend. Someone you like or love or care about.

My valentine was my friend this year.

by recklessguyyy February 4, 2015

Valentin

a tall, handsome, consumer of food who never gains weight, no matter how much he eats.

wow that guy just ate 3 pizzas, how's he so thin? oh right, he's a valentin.

by urbanman123 September 8, 2011