1: A marketing ploy designed to create the expectation between couples that they will buy useless, overpriced "gifts" for one another that will be quickly forgotten the day afterward.
2: A cruel, vicious holiday designed to mock single people and remind them of just how lonely they are.
2: A cruel, vicious holiday designed to mock single people and remind them of just how lonely they are.
1: My girlfriend got pissed 'cuz I didn't get her some shit for Valentine's Day.
2: Valentines Day makes me want to crawl in a hole and die.
2: Valentines Day makes me want to crawl in a hole and die.
by Gazuga April 22, 2004
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"Hallmark and Fannie May all cash in on Valentines Day while making single people feel miserable in the process."
by DJHill February 14, 2004
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a useless excuse to give your s.o. candy and flowers when u should be doing that all year round, just like you should be helping the homeless all year round and not just on thanksgiving, xmas, and the superbowl.
singles awareness day.
a useless excuse to give your s.o. candy and flowers when u should be doing that all year round, just like you should be helping the homeless all year round and not just on thanksgiving, xmas, and the superbowl.
singles awareness day.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 9, 2006
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Girl 1: OMG my BF got me concert tickets for Valentine's Day, I LUV HIM!
Girl 2: Mine only got me candy, I fucking hate him
Girl 2: Mine only got me candy, I fucking hate him
by A Gorilla January 2, 2009
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A day when if you are in a relationship you expect some overly priced gift, and you end up getting a dozen roses & some chocolates from your lover.
In elementary school, it's when you get a bunch of pieces of paper that people make way too big of a deal of because they don't want to have some ugly kid get one with an owl saying "hoot hoot, your a hoottie." or some gay saying like that. Your only in it for the candy.
Now if your single, this is the day when you go into the corner & cry. (that's me)
This happens to be my birthday. Oh lucky me. & I'm single & probably always will be.
A day when if you are in a relationship you expect some overly priced gift, and you end up getting a dozen roses & some chocolates from your lover.
In elementary school, it's when you get a bunch of pieces of paper that people make way too big of a deal of because they don't want to have some ugly kid get one with an owl saying "hoot hoot, your a hoottie." or some gay saying like that. Your only in it for the candy.
Now if your single, this is the day when you go into the corner & cry. (that's me)
This happens to be my birthday. Oh lucky me. & I'm single & probably always will be.
Single person: Fuck the world. I'm going to kill myself.
Me: Oh it's my birthday!
Everyone else: oh yay I get candy today cuz it's Valentine's day!
Girl in a relationship: I need chocolate & roses today or I'm going to fucking kill him..
Boy in a relationship: Let's waste money on overpriced roses & chocolates.
Me: Oh it's my birthday!
Everyone else: oh yay I get candy today cuz it's Valentine's day!
Girl in a relationship: I need chocolate & roses today or I'm going to fucking kill him..
Boy in a relationship: Let's waste money on overpriced roses & chocolates.
by Valentine's day is my birthday what fun. November 25, 2006
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Get the valentine's day mug.Our daughter was born right around Thanksgiving. I am 100 percent sure that she is a Valentine's Day baby.
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