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A vagina with an agenda.
No, no. Imagine my chagrin when I found out it was an angry vagina. A vagina with an agenda. You know what that show (The Vagina Monologues) was in one word? Thats right, a vagenda.
vagenda by J. Licata July 19, 2005
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(noun) A woman's list of individuals she'd like to give some vagina to.
"He better act right before he gets kicked off my VAGENDA!"

"I need some dates. My VAGENDA is looking real empty right now."
Vagenda by Amanda Seales August 2, 2017
A term used when the female in the relationship is primarily responsible for making plans and keeping the calendar for the couple or family.
Boyfriend/husband says to friend, "Dinner on Friday? I don't know if we already have plans or not. I'll have to check the vagenda."
vagenda by Angela S April 13, 2006
when a game of jenga is played by removing only middle pieces.
pulling out only the goddamn middle blocks makes you such a vajenga.
vajenga by dr kyle October 15, 2011
The loosest, floppiest vagina you could ever imagine. A vagina that has been pounded by so many guys (and girls) that it's lips have sagged to the point of resembling wings. Not pleasurable, and chock full of STD's.
Damn that bitch last night had a vajenna.
vajenna by cdcab June 16, 2009
A vagina that is to tight to be penetrated by any normal penis.
twat pussy cunt
jennas vagina is to small for corey to fuck it. Allthough he weighs alot more and has bigger boobs then her
Vajenna by Closet_ninja January 29, 2005