by Ari February 10, 2003
Get the Vagicil mug.An extremely contagious disease that occurs when a man ignores his friends' phone calls and text messages because a vagina is within 3 feet of his penis.
Can also occur when a guy is in a relationship where the woman wears the pants, when the woman is in charge of the mans phone, or the man loses all desire to interact with anyone but the vagina that is within three feet of his penis.
In rare occassions, this epidemic can transfer to women that meet a cute guy with a super cute dog. In this case, it's called Penisilence.
Can also occur when a guy is in a relationship where the woman wears the pants, when the woman is in charge of the mans phone, or the man loses all desire to interact with anyone but the vagina that is within three feet of his penis.
In rare occassions, this epidemic can transfer to women that meet a cute guy with a super cute dog. In this case, it's called Penisilence.
The Thread
Paul: "Kyle is awfully quiet on the group text tonight."
Antwan: "Yeah he had a date."
Staci: "Poor little guy, must be suffering from Vagisilence..."
... 3 weeks later...
Kyle: "Hey guys, what's goin on?"
Paul: "Kyle is awfully quiet on the group text tonight."
Antwan: "Yeah he had a date."
Staci: "Poor little guy, must be suffering from Vagisilence..."
... 3 weeks later...
Kyle: "Hey guys, what's goin on?"
by Vagisilence creator April 20, 2016
Get the vagisilence mug.the act of "laying down the law", no pun intended, by a woman over her significant other, usually with the unspoken threat of a lack of intimacy.
i cant go out tonight, dude. she just passed some bullshit vagislation regarding non-weekend nights. you know how it is. . .
by Bill Evans August 10, 2010
Get the vagislation mug.Vagisium was discovered right after Penisium on Feburary 22, 2012. It is at its best when found in Lickstenstein. It is at it's largest when found at night on the streets of Las Vegas, Nevada. It is at it's smallest in Asia because there is no discovered Penisium there. When thoroughly mixed with Penisium, it will produce Babyisium. When Vagisium reaches about 50 years of age, it generally becomes unusable.
A mother and a father will mix Vagisium with Penisium to produce Babyisium, but if it's over used, it will become very large and it will have very little chance of produsing Babyisium.
by Dr. Master Bates May 2, 2012
Get the Vagisium mug.by dannyfleish March 26, 2017
Get the Vagisis mug.1) When one of your bros doesn't hang out with you in favor of his high maintenance or new girlfriend.
2)Being so ensnared to your girlfriend that you must always say yes to her and give in to her every beck and call because you don't want to make her so upset that you won't get laid anymore.
2)Being so ensnared to your girlfriend that you must always say yes to her and give in to her every beck and call because you don't want to make her so upset that you won't get laid anymore.
1) Bryan has been vagisolated ever since he got his new girlfriend; he has been "too busy" the last few times we called to hang out. I hope she doesn't have him by the balls!
2) Sorry I can't go with you guys down the shore; I am vagisolated this weekend; she needs me to assemble that desk she bought from IKEA and do some garden work around her house.
2) Sorry I can't go with you guys down the shore; I am vagisolated this weekend; she needs me to assemble that desk she bought from IKEA and do some garden work around her house.
by Shho13 May 25, 2015
Get the Vagisolated mug.by tim bernard November 23, 2009
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