V.I.Poo

A product made by Reckitt Benckiser primarily for the American market. It consists of a spray which is directed into the toilet bowl, before defecation, which prevents obnoxious odours contaminating the atmosphere. It is set to become the new must have for every brain dead silly bitch suffering from acute princess syndrome as she will now be able to convince herself that, when she drops her devil’s dumplings into the bowl, her shit don’t stink.

V.I.Poo must have been made with Lily Allen or Kim Kardashian in mind

by AKACroatalin March 17, 2017

V.I.Pedofile

Any celebrity who is generally considered to be,or convicted of being a Pedofile.
Most V.I Pedofiles exploit their celebrity status in order to do so.
Watkins, Savile, Jacko ect.

"Hey did you see the news about Rolf Harris "?

"Yeah. I had no idea he was a V.I.Pedofile !"

by Nordic Badger February 21, 2014

V.I.M.M

Stands for Vomit In My Mouth

*see a picture of MilliebobbyBrown and Jacob Satouris kissing.* Comments on the photo "V.I.M.M"

by Who-knows June 11, 2018

V.I.Poo

Taking a dump in luxurious, backstage toilets at a gig or festival.

Despite the lateness of the hour, Marc decided to spurn the Indian style long drop latrines in favour of a half hour walk to the Hospitality area of the festival for a much deserved V.I.Poo. Funnily enough, on his trek, he spotted Alexa Chung doing a V.I.Pee in the bushes.

by MarcB July 1, 2008

V.I.L.F

Stands For Vampire I'd Like To Fuck. Because there are alot of people out there killing to fuck a vampire.

"oh my gosh!"
"what!?"
"look to your right.."
"so? it's Edward Cullen?"
"yeah! oh yeah! he's a total V.I.L.F!"

by V.I.L.F January 11, 2009

V.I.P.

Very Impolite Person!

Q: Who decides that a person is important enough to use the V.I.P. lounge at Heathrow airport and what are the criteria?
A: Nope, V.I.P. stands for “Very Impolite Person”.

by quan cao tien July 5, 2010

V.I.C.

Yet another sidekick of Soulja Boy, who happens to be a half-assed crapper. Will never last for long; just an one-hit wonder and an attention seeker.

Sadly, they are the future of new hip-hop...

V.I.C.: Get Silly...

by HateMainstreamMusic April 29, 2008