Utica, Illinios has more asshole per capita than any other town.
That Utican over there is one major ass hole named Studebaker.
by Kyle Studebaker November 19, 2004
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A very cool city. for those of you who think i sucks... we have jelly buns, chicken riggies, half moons, utica club, AND saranac

...suck it
Lets go to Utica!

Sure we'll go to a restaurant
by Utican June 16, 2009
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A small city in central NY. Full of diverse nationalities and home to three of mankinds greatest foods...tomato pie, half-moon cookies, and jelly buns.
Uticans also have an accent in which they don't pronounce the "l" in words such as cold, hold, shoulder. T's also are pronounced as D's on various occasoins too.
Shroudie's hometown
a nice place to grow up
Raiders r0x my s0x
by Shroudie December 30, 2005
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This city sucks, it reminds me of Utica
by bort April 15, 2005
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a city in new york that absolutely sucks. it is only famous for being a branch of Dunder Mifflin in The Office. Other than that, no one has ever heard of it.
Karen left Scranton to go to Utica because Jim broke up with her.
by dotheshizz June 19, 2011
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Small, once promising Upstate New York City. Now looks like missile testing grounds. Home of the original "Big wig" wanna-bes and wacky, limp politicians that trade offices every election. Site of corruption and future massive power line. Using plywood as window dressing is catching on, as well as being almost totaly jobless.
"Utica is relatively equivelent to a banana republic, DON'T move there and if you must drive by on the New York State Thruway, roll up your windows, Close heater/air vents, and lock the doors.
"Utica is relatively equivelent to a banana republic, DON'T move there and if you must drive by on the New York State Thruway, roll up your windows, Close heater/air vents, and lock the doors."
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