Urethra Conquest

The act of shoving a barrel of a PKP Pecheneg Light Machine Gun up a mans urethra

"If tim doesn't show up to the party, i will show him Urethra Conquest!"

by Freidrich Friednicht August 6, 2012

Gun urethra

The barrel of the firearm.

You have to properly clean your gun urethra.

by AlexDoggo October 11, 2019

Urethral Social Networking

The Clap.

I have over 200 friends on my Urethral Social Networking page.

by Alexander Tarrant August 4, 2008

urethral splinter torture

A very painful process in which someone sticks a splinter down your penis and it gets stuck

My friend gave me urethral splinter torture

by Masterpotatoman October 6, 2016

Urethra Sounding

The act of shoving/stuffing an object down a males urethra (the hole at the tip of the penis); normally for sexual pleasure.

Bob: "Have you tried sounding?"

Joe: "Oh yeah I've heard urethra sounding is the new thing to get off."

by mcdaddy420papi June 28, 2018

urethra franklin

Receiving a golden shower while singing in the tub.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to me.

by ldzpplin518 May 25, 2005

I'll stick a pretzel in your Urethra

"Yes and I appreciate you as a person and your opinions are valid"

"These pretzels are good in the curry dip!"
"I'll stick a pretzel in your urethra"

by Vennificus November 18, 2018