unstable

A building which does not contain horses.

The stable was unstable. The unstable was stable.

by flob October 30, 2007

Unmadable

Unable to be mad at.

She is unmadable.

You can't be mad at him, he's unmadable.

by TSAQ November 19, 2007

Unbeatable Game

Before bed, take two shots of NyQuil and chug a beer. After this, attempt to jerk off. No matter how it ends, you win.

"Last night, I played the unbeatable game. Best night of sleep I've gotten in quite a while."

by iamthelaw September 20, 2009

undateable

A book that has become a cultural phenomenon as the female version of "He's Just Not That Into You". It is basically a list of pet peeves or turn-offs that women have against men. The book is divided into three parts: things men wear, things men say, and things men do. There are over 300 items listed and while many of them seem like legimitate complaints, others seem downright petty. There is a rating scale for each to measure how much of a turn-off it is which range from minor (red flag/storm cloud) issues to more serious (not getting any/kiss of death) ones that can kill any chance at romance. The book can be found in the humor at section at local bookstores and while it does offer some good advice, men should take it with a grain of salt.

A man who owns a reptile, clips a cell phone to his belt, and uses catchphrases is considered undateable. A man who does anything feminine such as wear makeup or drink cosmopolitans is considered undateable. A man who doesn't pay on the first date or doesn't leave a tip ensures that he won't get a second date.

by boratfan1 September 9, 2010

Mentally unstable

You

You're mentally unstable, go see a therapist.

by Pspspsppspssp October 21, 2021

Unstableiser

A very good looking and rather intelligent individual.

Friend to many and a genius when it comes to humour.

Very very very British.

He will call you a tit often

He laughs at all foreigers

He gets about 30fps in Crysis which is fine with him.

French person: Hello :)

Unstableiser: You French tit!

Unstableiser: Only joking :)

by Unstableiser May 10, 2009

Unbeatable Vow

A vow taken by someone that they will not beat off (masturbate) until a goal that they have set for themselves has been achieved. It is a method of motivation, used mostly by athletes.

I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I beat Conner in a race.

I need an A this quarter, I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I do so!

by CHS XC October 1, 2010