Undertaker

The former alias of the superhuman butcher, commonly known only as Figs. He slices, dices, and gets marriage proposals from illegal immigrants from Russia.

Undertaker, the butcher from jersey has possible connections to the mob and will end you with a filet knife.

by Machiavelli D'Antoniolliario October 19, 2006

undertaker

the deadman of the wwe and the wrestler that brought me nightmares with his eyes

kid: aww undertaker sucks he beat up john cena
adult: no undertaker is the best

adult: rolls his eyes like undertaker

:kid pisses his pants cuz it's scary

by joe dead December 16, 2020

undertaker

Someone who takes underpants, often as a trophy after a sexual encounter

When the trick had to leave in a hurry, he had to go commando, another victim of the undertaker

by underfreek December 28, 2007

Undertaker

When eating a girl out, she farts. Then, as you try to come up for air, her hand appears from between her legs to drag your face back to the grave.

Last night Amber gave me the undertaker...

by Rock Coxman January 22, 2017

Undertaker

The person who should kill Edge.

Undertaker lost One Night Stand and is fired from the WWE

by fishboyultra June 9, 2008

Undertaker

The act of a person giving a reach around, from behind, to a male by going underneath his gouche and up.This allows for stroking of his shaft, ever so gently.

When they were dancing at the scuz, she gave him the undertaker.

by El Dezro February 23, 2010

Undertaker

Someone who is forced to embalm the dead for a living due to their poor marks. An Undertaker is the second job next to a surgeon or doctor.

Friend-What do you want to study in college?
Other Friend-Well I think I want to do medicine
Friend- Medicine, your marks are shit! you should be an Undertaker!

by Larry, PN January 26, 2011