A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.
by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016
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by Sexydimma November 25, 2022
Get the Ubiquitous fertility management mug.Dave: "You can tell when GP is working, the toilet is pubiquitous"
Mark: "Does that mean there is shit everywhere"
Dave: <laughs> "No, you're thinking of poobiquitous. The difference is subtle but significant. Pubiquitous means there are pubes everywhere. I think that guy has some weird disease"
Mark: "Testicles"
Mark: "Does that mean there is shit everywhere"
Dave: <laughs> "No, you're thinking of poobiquitous. The difference is subtle but significant. Pubiquitous means there are pubes everywhere. I think that guy has some weird disease"
Mark: "Testicles"
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by BMB+CEO November 10, 2009
Get the Uniquitous mug.The word "ubicquitous" could also mean that people all over the world are giving up cigarettes, and so these individuals have QUIT using their BIC lighters.
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