Unshotgunable

When the hole poked in a beer is too large to be shotgunned.

Dan! You fucking retard, that beer is unshotgunable now!

by HENNYGOD July 1, 2019

unhomeschoolable

When the children that you need to home school will not cooperate and continue to throw tantrums instead of doing school assignments.

Her children scream and cry when it's time to home school, they are unhomeschoolable.

by schaka May 8, 2020

unholy hasselhoff

Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.

The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.

by Pete Lindenfelser November 4, 2008

unholy trinity

i have just completed the unholy trinity.. i advise you to never do this.. the unholy trinity consists of three pictures on the internet. #1. tubgirl- an asian female in the bathroom with her anus above her mouth spewing orange enema fluid into her mouth.

#2. goatse- a man stretching his anus at least 6 inches in diameter with his hands. after seeing this look up the 8 stages of goatse online.. they are quite funny.

#3. lemonparty- 3 old men having a gay orgy.

if you see this and ur eyes dont explode and u can still get a boner after.. you are a god

if u masturbate to all 3 of these.. you need to die

a:Dude look at these pics.
(a. sends pics online to his buddy b.)
b:WUT THE FUCK MAN
(b murders a)

Dude have u seen the unholy trinity?
no?
ok good NEVER look at them

by kill me i just saw the unholy trinity September 10, 2006

G-Unot

Phrase that everyone should start sayin because the G-Unit is the wackest fuckin group ever. Fuck 50 cent gettin rid of Game ruined his career.

"50 is a bitch, Yayo is a bitch, Banks is a bitch, Buck is a bitch, Olivia's a bitch, no... Olivia's a man HA GOD DAMN! G-UNOT!"

by no-no-no-notorious September 20, 2005

G-Unot

Term coined by rapper The Game in reference to G-Unit's street credibility.

When it's beef we eat, we win, but we ain't lonely we pop
You sell records but a G-G-G-Unot!
Acting big on the radio, to me you not

by Game_BWS July 17, 2005

Unhorny

when women are gross yuck

Woman: sex me now, please.
dude: no thank you I am unhorny and would not like to partake in sexual intercourse with you for I find you rather repulsive.

by A Fake Fat Sunny January 23, 2021