fudge-ums

a square brown chocolate mascot used to sell brownies on another stupid ass dominoes commercial.

(Thundering of loud footsteps in distence)

Pizza guy: RUN FUDGE-UMS RUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Fudge-ums: Owaaaa ohhhh waaa

(Thundering increases as large amount of gay actors chase a midget in a brownie suit............wow.....just wow)

by Ross The Great August 26, 2006

gunk 'ums

Noun: When a woman's legs possess so much fat and cellulite that it hangs over her knee. The resulting roll of fat is a gunk 'um.

Damn buh, have you seen how fat Brina got lately. She got gunk 'ums now and everything.

by BenZei July 23, 2008

GUNK-UMS

The fat build up in between the thighs that rub (Also could be arm GUNK-UMS: The build up of fat on the side of the arm closest to the armpit)

I need to put vasaline between my legs because I get brush-burn on my GUNK-UMS!!!!

by word dropper November 11, 2009

Big Ums

A fat fat fat person. esp in tight clothing

Girl!!! Did u see that BIG UMS in that tight dress.

by fly girl hips March 2, 2010

hug'ums

(n) A type of pants that a person wears which accentuates the physique of the individual's lower body.

Dude, those hug'ums make that chicks ass look so goddamn hawt!!

by TVManiac89 October 19, 2004

chunk ums

To have fighting skills

"yo, oh boy had some chunk ums he beat that fools ass!"

by Boston December 25, 2004

Cardinal Heights UMS

A really depressing school in Sun Prairie, WI with an even more depressing reputation. Way too many kids are high. Like it’s not funny.

Person 1: omg my school sux
Person 2: Well have you been to Cardinal Heights UMS???
Person 3 *obv stoned*: Bruh that bathroom is soooo smoky I couldn’t even find my Juul
Person 1: No thanks sir *runs faster than Naruto*

by Okno October 29, 2019