The waffle-esk impression, outline, or crusty dried residue that is found on leather, vinyl, glass, or plastic surfaces either after a leaky, diseased, snotty, and/or recently soiled vagina is removed.
You wouldn't believe how wet her pussy got, just look at the twat waffle she left on my coffee table.
by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015
by thenydondada December 10, 2013
by Mozes March 13, 2005
The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.
Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.
by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018
by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017
A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.
Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.
Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.
by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009
When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.
by giraffeostrichbanana April 14, 2015