Twanker 

Someone who is a complete annoyance. therfore they are a twat and a wanker . Twat + wanker = twanker!

Did you see how John talked to her hes such a TWANKERRRRR

Twanker by JamesIsToBentForME August 6, 2016

Twanker 

Twanker the name for a Male who thinks it's ok to see a bird but then play up to every other girl behind her back.

Kieran is a right twanker, sleazy as hell.

Twanker by missdjdebbie January 16, 2020

Twanker 

Twanker or Twank for short is someone who is both a twat and a wanker

'Jack is such a little Twanker'

Twanker by TheWordMan11 May 21, 2021

twanker 

A combination of “twat” and “wanker” accidentally/intentionally being combined in a sentence, used to describe someone who is both douchey and an idiot at the same time

I can’t believe they made Loki do that; they made him look like such a twanker!

twanker by crescendollsystem555 January 8, 2022

twanker 

a person who hits a male who is also having a wank whilst on the bus

"I was caught by a twanker today..."

twanker by BlueWaffles_69420 October 20, 2022

Twanker 

When someone is a TWAT and a WANKER.

That fellow is a complete TWANKER for not offering his seat to that pregnant woman!!??

Twanker by ミットテック March 23, 2025

twanker

A person who is completely clueless, acts like a total jerk, and is entirely oblivious to the fact that they are annoying everyone around them. An accidental dummy.

"Dude, look at that guy who left his shopping cart right in the middle of the parking space. What an absolute twanker."

twanker by GamerGamerDoubleG September 5, 2026