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twanker

Precurser to the twunt, its a schoolboy insult, created by mixing twat and wanker.
ner ner ner ner! Alex is a twanker!!
by SiRuS May 26, 2004
mugGet the twankermug.

Clapped bloody twanker

A guy who once disrespected Kote, Varvara, Anastasia and Gio. They are now the enemy of the world
You’re a clapped bloody twanker (in British accent)
mugGet the Clapped bloody twankermug.

Twanker

When someone is a TWAT and a WANKER.
That fellow is a complete TWANKER for not offering his seat to that pregnant woman!!??
by ミットテック March 23, 2025
mugGet the Twankermug.

twanker

A combination of “twat” and “wanker” accidentally/intentionally being combined in a sentence, used to describe someone who is both douchey and an idiot at the same time
I can’t believe they made Loki do that; they made him look like such a twanker!
by crescendollsystem555 January 8, 2022
mugGet the twankermug.

Twanker

Twanker or Twank for short is someone who is both a twat and a wanker
'Jack is such a little Twanker'
by TheWordMan11 May 21, 2021
mugGet the Twankermug.

Twanker

Twanker the name for a Male who thinks it's ok to see a bird but then play up to every other girl behind her back.
Kieran is a right twanker, sleazy as hell.
by missdjdebbie January 16, 2020
mugGet the Twankermug.

Twanker

Someone who is a complete annoyance. therfore they are a twat and a wanker . Twat + wanker = twanker!
Did you see how John talked to her hes such a TWANKERRRRR
by JamesIsToBentForME August 6, 2016
mugGet the Twankermug.

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