Trained Ape

a professional athelete

When I wake up on Sunday afternoon all burnt out it's kind of fun to watch the Cowboys' Trained Ape bob the ball around

by Pkuhnert November 4, 2007

Trained Insomniac

A person or persons who, due to necessity, have trained themselves to cope with very little to no sleep.

I became a trained insomniac when I became a mother.

by Staind553 April 14, 2021

house-trained

adj. Used to describe a man who has been sufficiently trained so that you can allow him in your house

"C'mon, baby, let me come up."

"No, you haven't been house-trained yet."

by Xool314 September 25, 2012

Freight Trained

When an unsuspecting animal dog,cat,deer or other, runs out into a street or highway. The said animal running with tunnel vision of only the other side of the road, gets hammered by the car/truck never seeing it coming. The animal usually get killed or severly injured to the point it wishes it was dead. Damage usually is done to the car/truck and there is always a large bang/yelping noise,with much blood and gore.

dude 1 : Did you see that dog that running around?

dude 2 : Yeah, that mother fucker just ran out into the street and got freight trained by an explorer. It was EPIC!

by TV CAR September 30, 2010

getting tpained

when you are cool and get druuuuunk alll the time.

dude i was totally getting tpained last night

by $laire October 1, 2010

Poorly Trained Circus Orangutan

1. An orange man who has no idea what he's doing. He's a Joke, but he's too dumb to realize it.

2. Donald J Trump.

When is Trump going to start acting like a President instead of a poorly trained circus orangutan?

by NotARobot22 February 9, 2017

Cisco Certified Trained Monkey

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.

A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.

by kootiger June 16, 2017