taco bell saga

A glorious song about the wonderfully cheap deliciousness that is Taco Bell, composed by a smol bean known as Tyler Joseph. "Fast food greasy taco I love, food like this could only come from above"

when I die, play Taco Bell saga at my funeral.

by The Evilest of pillows February 22, 2017

Michigan Choco Taco

After the woman takes a massive dump she wipes back to front leaving a little "extra something" on her vagina, then runs outside jumps in the snow and runs back inside so you can eat it while it's still cold. "Michigan Choco Taco"

I missed the ice cream truck yesterday so that hot girl Shawna gave me a "Michigan Choco Taco" to hold me over.

by LK411 February 27, 2021

Tacomatose

Tacoma + Comatose | tah / coma / tose

When you are incapable of moving your body because you've had too much fun in Tacoma, WA

Barb went out for drinks in Tacoma, but Tom had to take her home, as she had become tacomatose.

by Tacomatose.com May 20, 2014

Pee Taco

Any small, inanimate object that becomes tainted with urine.

I dropped my wallet on the floor of the public restroom. Now, it's a goddamn pee taco.

by Mojo-Johnson October 29, 2012

Greasy taco

Naughty boy
Aka the fat greasy ass crusty pedophile that looks like a fucking potato

Naughty boys looks like a greasy taco

by Mr.ballsack May 8, 2015

taco bell

What to eat if you want to turn your ass into Mount St.Helens. Why mount St.Helens you ask? Because it turns your shit into liquid explosive that blasts out your asshole at such high speeds it will take out anything in its path. It has been said that taco bell shits can literally blow the toilet right out from under you. The feeling that results from this shit volcano is a burning asshole that feels like it has been ripped apart.
The following steps are what lead to the explosion.
1.Go to Taco Bell and order a grilled stuffed burrito.
2.Leave Taco Bell full and feeling rather shitty.
3.Get home and start to feeling the rumbling stomach the represents the earthquake before the volcano.
4.Run to the bathroom desperately clinching you buttcheeks together.
5.Get to toilet sit down.
6.EXPLODE SHIT all over your toilet bowl, ass cheeks, and nut sack.
7.Wipe your ass extra well, and possibly follow with a shower.

I ate Taco Bell, and an hour later my ass erupted into a violent explosion splattering shit in every direction onto my toilet bowl.

by explosive poopy March 2, 2010

Sidewards Taco

Envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. This terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all vaginas out there, imagine a cross between Hitler's grandmothers corpse after it has been passed around a pack of hyenas and Tara Reid's snatch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, minus the saddle. Safe to say the very entrance to hell is more welcoming a sight than a sidewards taco

David Cameron: Ohh bro I totally hooked up with Paris Hilton last night, but as I was going down to rainbow kiss her, I realised she had the worst sidewards taco ever and I had to bail!

Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?

by IceMan 22 GO DEEP June 19, 2013