turtlenecking

where u really need to take a huge dump and u gotta keep squeezing it back in becos its forcing its way out

Stewy: man find me a toilet im turtlenecking!!!

by Chri$$un August 13, 2008

turtlenecker

A turtlenecker is an individual who purposefully looks at another's genitals in a public restroom.

Stop looking at my dick, you dirty old turtlenecker!

by KungFooBar November 13, 2011

turtleneck

a sweater with an extra long neck to cover those hickies

Did you see Karen's wearing a turtleneck??

In July?! She must be hiding lovebites!

by angelofrelevance April 29, 2020

turtleneck

the foreskin(euphemistic)

Be gentle with your turtleneck.

by The Return of Light Joker August 17, 2008

turtleneck

What uncircumsized French men call their sheath. Also can be referred to as a skin sweater.

"You guys will need coats, but I won't, I've got on my turtleneck"

by Straci September 06, 2007

turtleneck

When yo bustin 4 a shit so bad that the log is popping in and out of ur anus, often leaving brown dabs on your underwear

I knew i shoulda had a shit before going to the movies i was turtlenecking for 2 hours and couldnt concentrate!

by simo1981 April 19, 2008

The Turtleneck

An awkward seated dance in which the neck is moved in a snake like motion while the head is rocked back and forth.

1) Dude, have you ever tried the Turtleneck while high? It's amazing.
2) That guy over there must not know how to dance, all hes doing is Turtlenecking.

by Fernando Espionage August 02, 2010