Turtle is a game that requires at least 3 people. In order to play one player must have the urge to pass gas. When he/she is ready to fart, the players gather a large blanket. The player who has to fart will stick his ass under the blanket and the other players will stick their heads under the blanket. While the aforementioned body parts are submerged under the blanket the lead player will then fart under the blanket. The game is as simple as follows:
The player who can keep his head under the blanket the longest to tolerate the smell of the fart wins. This is a gentleman's game so under most circumstances the fart will be done with clothing covering the bare bottom.
The player who can keep his head under the blanket the longest to tolerate the smell of the fart wins. This is a gentleman's game so under most circumstances the fart will be done with clothing covering the bare bottom.
Person 1: Yo guys, I need to rip ass.
Person 2: You guys down to play a game of Turtle?
Persons 3 and 4: Of course! Grab your little sisters Cinderella blanket and let's play!
Person 2: You guys down to play a game of Turtle?
Persons 3 and 4: Of course! Grab your little sisters Cinderella blanket and let's play!
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She's not just my best friend. She's my Turtle.
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