Definitions by TechTuna

rozie 

To give an adorable, arbitrary response that you think is clever but it's actually really silly and makes the other person want to give you a big hug.

Girl: You know what's funny?

Guy: What?

Girl: I AM.

Guy: I totally expected you to rozie on me.

rozie by TechTuna August 22, 2011

Turtle 

A beautiful, awesome girl who is your best friend and is always by your side. Turtles demonstrate excessive cuteness and happiness that fills your heart with joy. They also possess a beautiful ass. Frequently, Turtles have a stupid, short-tempered friend who takes their friendship for granted, but the Turtle forgives him with no remorse because of her angelic heart.

She's not just my best friend. She's my Turtle.

Turtle by TechTuna July 17, 2011