brandin turpin

A man with a dick that small its classed as a fanny (scottish term).

Brandins got a tadger a (small dick) (brandin turpin)

by Brandin turpin June 4, 2018

Turpin High School

A public high school in the Greater Cincinnati Area where they put you into classes to be indoctrinated into the 1619 project, and if you don’t understand what they’re preaching after the first try, they’ll throw you into a janitor’s closet and whoop your ass. The place is sort of like Auschwitz but without any of the notoriety.

When I went to Turpin High School I didn’t understand that Karl Marx was apparently the second coming of Christ, and so they beat me with a paddle. My ass is still red from it to this day.

by Danny M Williams January 6, 2021

[Hanging] like Dick Turpin at a junction

Also pronounce 'anging'. To be suffering from the combined effects of lack of sleep, amnesia, and an over-indulgence of alcohol and/or other stimulants following a prolonged session with ones friends.

"I never made work Monday, I was hanging like Dick Turpin at a junction"

by pinkfoot January 18, 2009

Turpinator

An horny French man.

Why is french man is touching is tralala?
Ho, him, he is horny as a Turpinator!

by totocaca October 22, 2010

Turpining

Having a really bad haircut or a bad hair day.

"I'm Turpining today." "Brush your hair. It's Turpining!"

by Miss Confusioned November 13, 2025

Evan Turpin

The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.

Evan Turpin your're such a douche bag!

by Steven2210 December 17, 2017

slurpin turpin

a boy from Arkansas who will provide you toe curling suction if you allow him to take a picture in your truck so he can claim its his. He loves fast in the furious and if hes angry will quote "blow your truck up " so do not spook him. He also hates everything he doesn't understand such as any other vehicle manufacture other than ford

wow is that slurpin turpin god for one ride in my dodge he gave it up all night

by mclitdick April 24, 2019