Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great
by bradyBlunderbooth November 07, 2009
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Hot Turkey Sandwich

The act of eating brown gravy off of your sexual partner. Typically from his/her genetelia.

Particulary common during the holiday season, when gravy is most readily available.

Akin to the "open faced turkey sandwich", which is when you consume brown gravy from his/her anus.
"Your mother prefers that gravy is luke warm before I have my hot turkey sandwich."

This can be a very funny inside joke at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
by braisedporkbelly June 02, 2009
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Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.
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open-faced turkey sandwich

The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.
since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich
by P-Dubious February 28, 2009
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So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.
Dude, sorry I ditched you last night for that chick, I was balls deep in a turkey sandwich
by The Unironic Wizard September 03, 2019
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Turkey Neck Sandwich

An erection in the likeness of a turkey neck smothered in underwear making a turkey neck sandwich.
I asked a girl at a party if she would like a turkey neck sandwich.
by Captain T 27 January 07, 2012
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Turkey Ham Sandwich

A great sandwich for when your on the run.

Includes:
2+ slices of turkey ham
2+slices of cheese
2-3 slices of bread dependent upon double decker
joe: I love my turkey ham sandwich
bob: what type of cheese did you put on it
joe: cheddar
bob: next time try pepperjack
by user_rule March 11, 2009
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