A person who slings turds. A god amongst men. A danger to society. If you are called this you are feared. A villain of sorts. Beware of anyone with the nickname turd burglar. I’m afraid to write this meaning. They may seek me out and wreak hellfire upon me. The power these men wield is dangerous. Be scared and fear the turd burglar.
by The second cumming of Jesus December 19, 2020
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by yeuo0oy October 16, 2018
Get the Turd Burglar mug.by VerlinHays January 6, 2017
Get the Turd Burglar mug.Someone who steals your time with a load of crap. A person who's lies are so long winded and obvious they stink. An ex lover or romantic interest who repeatedly told lies.
by MudJones November 26, 2013
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by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012
Get the Turd Burglar mug.1.Trass burgled some turds last night to light them in paper bag just for the amusement of watching someone step in
2.Ej is a turd burglar, look he has some poo on his hands
2.Ej is a turd burglar, look he has some poo on his hands
by turd-burglar March 17, 2010
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by Doctor Bunghole October 16, 2008
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