turtis

When your not sure if it's a turtle or a tortoise.

I think that's a turtis in that there pond.

by KFCequai October 21, 2013

tunmise

A tunmise is low-key a (boss) tunmises get lots of (haters) but they just don't give an F.

NUFF SAID

Check out that dum tunmise over there

😠😠😠😠
Shut the hell up stupid hater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😠😠😠

by 2fresh16 August 7, 2017

Turtise

Combination of the words turtle and tortoise, commonly used as an insult. No actual meaning.

"You're a turtise"
or
"OMG, I totally just ran into a tutise on my way to the chess club. LOLz" *tear* LMAO

by Luke Dobney March 13, 2008

Tunisian Sun

when a male dips his testicles in lighter fluid, lights them, and proceeds to tea bag his partner

The woman was rushed to the ER with 3rd-degree Tunisian Sun burns all over her face.

by Scott the Green January 13, 2008

Tunisian Toothpaste

Also known as the Henry Winkler, while perspiring from ones scrotum the hand is used to wipe away "ball cheese." Then the hand is inserted into the unsuspecting mouth for oral cleansing. This is said to be a common dental practice in Tunisia. It is also rumored to be a good source of flouride.

Kip was being obnoxious by chewing with his mouth open so I gave him some Tunisian Toothpaste. Now he minds his manners at the dinner table.

by tpatora January 3, 2009

Twuntish

Derived from the root word "Twunt" an amalgamation of "Twat" and "Cunt." Twuntish is a slightly more polite way of saying "twattish" or "cuntish" behaviour.
Crass behaviour to the point of rudeness.
Unfriendly, crass, stupid, nasty, rude, insensitive or spiteful behaviour.

That was a rather twuntish thing to do.

by SevenT October 6, 2008

Tunting

The way a dog moves when it seems to tap dance, moving its paws rhythmically back and forth. A miniature, cutesy form of "tapping."

The dog always starts tunting when I get home!

by Florentike June 17, 2019