montana tune-up

Montana sex position of a reverse cowgirl whilst growling like a grizzly bear in your partner's ear, and giving them a wet willy.

May was being a total slut, so i gave her a Montana tune-up to show her whose boss.

by Faggalicious 2 January 20, 2011

tuned up

extensive use of auto-tune to adjust the pitch of otherwise tuneless singers.

that song by Willow Smith is cute, but tuned up to the max

by Ghiadoc1 December 09, 2010

Tuning up the band

Whacking off.

Q: Why does that chode have both hands under the table?

A: Looks like he is tuning up the band.

by Niffer Man December 18, 2011

Jewish Tune-Up

The act of putting one's car up for sale.

My car is running like shit so I gave it a Jewish tune-up.

by magooooooooooooo February 03, 2008

tune up

To always strive to be better. To adapt to your surroundings. to accept that change is constant and live through that mantra. always striving to bring the best out of yourself and every situation around you.

Another year in the making. Time to tune up.

#tuneup

by anonymous411987575df May 07, 2016

Forklift Tune-Up

When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.

"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.

by DMO-LB May 01, 2010

Italian Tune Up

When someone tries to fix a car by over-revving an engine for a long period of time. The idea is to burn whatever the problem is with your engine.
Also used by shady mechanics to rip people off when nothing is really wrong with the car.

I got ripped off by the mexican repair shop. All they did was give my van an italian tune up and charge me 180$.

by Jorge Valdez August 20, 2007