Jewish Tune-Up

The act of putting one's car up for sale.

My car is running like shit so I gave it a Jewish tune-up.

by magooooooooooooo February 3, 2008

queen city tune up

Placing a butt plug in while you give head to a male and receive head from his girl friend.

"Hey Rachael,how was your night?" "It was great,just tried my first queen city tune up and it was amazing!"

by Rco22 April 7, 2017

Forklift Tune-Up

When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.

"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.

by DMO-LB May 1, 2010

Italian Tune Up

When someone tries to fix a car by over-revving an engine for a long period of time. The idea is to burn whatever the problem is with your engine.
Also used by shady mechanics to rip people off when nothing is really wrong with the car.

I got ripped off by the mexican repair shop. All they did was give my van an italian tune up and charge me 180$.

by Jorge Valdez August 20, 2007

Turkish Tune-Up

Scam involving a service which cannot be readily verified upon completion. Example: charging to tune up a vehicle but not completing the work. Sometimes the con will involve receipts or items that appear to indicate the work was completed such as empty boxes for items that were “installed”

Dude. I think that gipsy did a Turkish tune-up to my car it still runs like trash

by Functional Derelict August 21, 2018

Detroit Tune-up

When you put gasoline in your hand, light it on fire and proceed to jack someone off as fast as you can.

My balls had been sitting too long and really needed a Detroit Tune-up.

by Weebu4laifu February 27, 2020

Chicago Tune Up

A well deserved beat down for the actions of being a dipshit or dumbass. Also, for being a snitch, narc or for ripping someone off.

That motherfucker driving buy our house with his loud car at 2:00AM is gonna get himself a Chicago Tune Up in a bad way.

That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.

by Richter Ass October 10, 2021