TULIP

Female reproductive organ; used to gain money or power. Has two lips but cannot speak. In rare cases the TULIP has been known to make a male reproductive organ breathe fire.

"Hey man, how far did you get with her last night?"
"I just tickled her tulip a bit!"

by TickleMyTulip April 26, 2010

tulip

abbreviated form of the phrase "tight little package" to describe a very attractive woman's body

Hayden Panettiere is a tulip

by FeO2E August 16, 2009

tulip

Sack of marijuana attatched to a joint

Ima get fucked up; roll a tulip

by Mike Frucci April 18, 2003

tulip

1. When a woman presses her vagina against the face of an unconscious man.
2. The female version of a "teabag."

I woke up with herpes on my forehead because I got tulipped last night.

by JT Wilson August 30, 2005

Tulips

Literally the best flowers like omfg they are so pretty wtf I wanna Mary a tulip

Person1 : I got you some tulips
Person 2: marry me

by cycloneyy April 10, 2023

tulips

All my lesbian friends' favorite flower!

Julie: I would love to plant my tulips in that garden!!

by Words R. Fun June 18, 2008

tulip

A rather effeminate man, slender and full of color.

Randy is such a tulip, but he sure can throw a dinner party!

by Deb January 22, 2004