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Trucker's Knuckles

Trucker's Knuckles refers to a severe case of multiple, external anal hemorrhoids that are raging and irritated and have a thrombosed clot under the skin causing a hard, painful lump appearing like the knuckles on a hand. Trucker's Knuckles often occur regularly to those individuals employed in long haul, over the road, driving professions.
Stan: Hey Frank. Are you heading on that haul from Chicago to L.A?
Frank: Yea and not looking forward to it.

Stan: Why?

Frank: I got the worst case of Trucker's Knuckles. Take a look. (Drops pants).
Stan: Holy Shit. Looks like a tiny fist down there. Better get some salve before you hit the road.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014
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Trucker's Dream

A woman that a trucker can have sex with easily and with no strings attached. Because of the nomadic nature of truck driving, it is desirable to be able to meet women on the road (such as at truck stops) and engage in clandestine behavior without having any commitment.
She was a trucker's dream if I ever did see one.
by Roberto L July 11, 2007
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trucker's breakfast

waking up in an 18-wheeler with a dick in your mouth.
she wasn't expecting to have a trucker's breakfast today.
by hanktown February 6, 2010
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tucker slap

when a man slaps his sexual partner across their face with his penis.
Yeah, I tucker slapped her...
by Dean McGinness May 17, 2005
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trucker's toilet

a 32 oz. Gatorade bottle.
When having to pee and stopping for a more pressing reason is not readily materializing, such as stopping for fuel, trucker Jeff chooses to tinkle in his riptide rush trucker's toilet while driving down the road.
by anonymoustaylor April 10, 2011
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Trucker's wife

wife of a truck driver, rides with husband in a semi truck
Yeah, i'm a trucker's wife!
by arakc August 14, 2011
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