Half Tasking

What really happens when people attempt multi-tasking. The quality of every task is nearly cut in half usually leaving the quality to crapmanship. Half tasking is dangerous to your professional and personal life.

When you are attempting to engage someone in a conversation while they are preoccupied with other tasks.

I was totally half tasking when I was talking to my buddy and texting my girl at the same time.

by cscottsy December 2, 2011

marvin-tasking

The process of attempting to multitask in which one task is important and the other is miscellaneous shit that does not matter and the miscellaneous/shit task diverts more attention, therefore resulting in absolutely no real work being accomplished.

Stop marvin-tasking and get back to work, you idiot.

by derpotato July 26, 2015

McTeague-Tasking

Macking on 2 or more biddies at the same damn time

"Yo dan I saw you McTeague-Tasking over there. Good looks man"

by mc-t September 12, 2012

Uber tasking

when you doing more than multi tasking

"what you up to"

"well I'm downloading music, uploading coursework , sending emails, checking text messages, sorting spreadsheets, organising my diary, cooking the family dinner, ordering fish online and creating wicked definitions for the urban dictionary team"

"Man your uber tasking"

by Rummage kerfuffle September 18, 2009

Dual Tasking

When you do two things at one time

Im Mining Stone to get rocks and clear out the land, Im Dual Tasking.

by Hoodini2209 March 3, 2021

tupacking

The constant repackaging and endless flogging of a back-catalogue.

As used by Rick Rubin to describe the marketing and (successful) selling of the music of the rapper Tupac Shakur. E.g. "Rubin doesn't want Johnny Cash tupacked." (Thanks to The Observer for bringing this word to my attention.)
'Maybe some tupacking would prove beneficial'
'Have we considered a strategy of tupacking?'etc.

by Strummerville July 6, 2006

tusking

the act of removing corn husks, as performed by a narwhal.

"Gee, I wish Neddy the Narwhal was tusking this here corn for me right now."

by dyslexistential July 24, 2009