tuganitis

The act of hurting ones arm or shoulder from excessive masterbation.

Ben's out with tuganitis again.

by 1320wagon February 15, 2017

Tuscany

The most perfect mix of art, history, culture, wisdom, enviroment, peace, beauty, sharpness, anathema, contradictions, arrogance, minds ever made in the entire world

Tuscany was the first country in the world to suppress death penalty and torture. It was 1786 and still going on.

by Sbirro November 21, 2004

Tuscan Mule

Tuscan Mule: (Eng. 20th Cent.) - A chain of sexual moves beginning with a butt fuck followed by a blow job with full inversion of bodily fluids. Basically you are BF'ing you special lady friend and cop a pull out like you are going to blow the load, switch ends for the BJ and pull a fluid inversion, instead of spunk she gets piss, and the exclamation point is the up-the-nose-shot for that jumped in the pool with the acidity of piss in the sinus burn. If she comes back for more, you got a keeper.

Dude, that chick got wasted at the party, and Phil and Wes both pulled Tuscan Mules on her. She needed 4 rolls of paper towels and a pressure washer to clean up.

by Wing Commander November 30, 2005

Tuscan Sunglasses

The action of draping ones scrotum over the bridge of the nose of the recipient, so the testes are shielding the eyeballs. Best used when said recipient is sleeping.

My cousin in law used Tuscan Sunglasses to shield his wife from evil dreams.

by goodat March 18, 2010

Naughty Tucan

(noun) A odorous young man who has a particularly large nose who sticks it in people's business and is very loud and obnoxious about it.

"chris kobel, what a naughty tucan."
"shut that bird up, damn naughty tucan."

by monkeyman8 April 21, 2010

Harriet Tugman

A reach-under handy where the giver has to covertly (like the underground railroad) access from behind through one's legs.

I was on a date with Tanya, and I asked if she wanted to hit the underground railroad. She said yes, so I suggested a Harriet Tugman.

We were stuck in a single file line, and we didn't anyone to see what was going on, so my girl could only give me a Harriet Tugman.

by DemTCBoyz69 June 20, 2023

Tuscan Sidewinder

You dip your cock in extra virgin olive oil, then tomato sauce, sprinkle oregano, and romano chesse. Thwap dick in her mouth.

Kevin gave Cooper the Tuscan Sidewinder after the Italian Festal in the North End. That's AMORE!!!

by JET12345 May 16, 2008