Donald Trumping

The act of beating off to one's own daughter while simultaneously spouting nonsensical, and often times racist, bullshit that panders to the lowest common denominator of people, i.e. racist, inbred, cousin-fuckers.

Guy1: "Wanna go to the bar after work tonight?"

Guy2: "Sorry, I can't tonight. Some Muslim guy moved in down the block so I have a long night of Donald Trumping ahead of me."

by @amber_hates July 31, 2016

Donald Trumping

Bullshitting all day. Saying nothing that matters. Bullshitting crap bullshit

Person1: Man you know Rayn, I hate that nigga

Person2: Why ?
Person1: He just keep Donald Trumping all day.

by boy O boy March 28, 2016

trumpiness

unshakeable flaccidity

Republican candidates have been feeling a little trumpiness lately.

by tgkrause August 12, 2016

Trumping Up

Doubling down on a proven lie and repeating it until can't be excluded from conversation.

Can you believe he's still trumping up his inauguration crowd size.

by Dr Night February 11, 2017

Trumping

shitting your pants and then walking around and denying that you shit your pants even though everyone can clearly tell that you shit your pants, and if anyone accuses you of shitting your pants, you tell them that in fact THEY shit your pants and that this part of some conspiracy against you to fill your pants with shit even though you're simultaneously claiming that there is in fact no shit in your pants. Then, out of misplaced loyalty, about 1/3rd of people convince themselves that somehow you're not obviously lying to everyone and so you then tell these foolish people that it's actually chocolate in your pants and then make them eat your shit in front of you

Person one: what the fuck is that smell?
Person two: ugh somebody's trumping

by J-coke da killa March 3, 2019

Trumpkin

A orange colored, gourd shaped melon with a pulpy flesh. Instead of tasty seeds this Mellon just contains stupid ideas

Hey Trumpkin, you're a looser!

by BirdieSanders July 8, 2016

Donald Trumping

The act of defending your words or actions by talking about how someone in a different and unrelated situation did something else.

I caught her cheating on me, and instead of an explanation, she just kept Donald Trumping about how all my friends cheat.

by Risaacr October 10, 2016