Rumpelstiltskin

The combination of a rimjob and a blumpkin. The licking of the anus whilst one is defecating feces from said hole.

Bro 1: "I was taking a shit yesterday when this crazy bitch crawled under the stall!"

Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"

Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."

Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."

Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"

Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"

Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"

by wanglongbigs March 23, 2010

strumpelstiltskin

If there's an ugly strumpet around a party and you don't know her name, she shall be referred to as Strumpelstiltsken.

Dave- Who is that ugly strumpet over there? She's gross.
John- Looks like another strumpelstiltskin to me.

by andwally July 25, 2011

Tramplestiltskin

A really old and wrinkly tramp
In reference to Rumpelstiltskin.

“She’s a big tramplestiltskin”

by ogre06 April 9, 2020

Rumpelstiltskin

1. A Dwarfish creature who will spin yarn into gold in return for a first born child

2. The inability to achieve an erection after a night of rumping.

Girl: "What's wrong, baby?"

Boy: "Its not you, its me. I've got a goddamn rumpelstiltskin from all the rumping earlier."

by dan wants credit for this December 31, 2009

Thrumpelstiltskin

While a male is defecating, a female/male performs fellatio to aforementioned male. During this fellatious, activity both partners proceed to vomit upon one another due to possible weak stomach, deep throating, and/or the Taco Bell Effect.

Bro #1 : "Yo Broham, where were you last night?"
Bro #2 : "Dude, me and my sandwich maker went to Taco Bell and we spent half the night banging out a Thrumpelstiltskin!"
Bro #1 : "Damn! Thats such duderonomy!"

by The Book of Duderonomy February 9, 2010

Rumpelstiltskin

This is when a man (or sometimes woman) is bent over giving the man a blow job. While this is occurring the man/woman giving the blowjob is shitting. Simultaneously, the man receiving the blow job vomits down into the man/woman's ass crack causing a flood of vomit and shit to be flung from the anus.

*Someone who i well verse in being the bent over participant can suck vomit into the anus and then spray it out in a plethora of directions.

Ex. a man recieveing a bj vomits into the ass of the man or woman who is giving it while he or she shits, making her a Rumpelstiltskin

by Loss Prevention Officer July 21, 2011

reverse rumpelstiltskin

The act of getting on one's knees and then proceeding to give a really short person head after they drink too much; therefore resulting in an accidental golden shower.

Yea, but she was so drunk she reverse rumpelstiltskinned on me!

by Gingerbeer March 17, 2011