Toobing

Pulling your pud while on a Zoom call.

Toobin was Toobing when he thought his work team wasn't watching.

by Docked in the Keys October 20, 2020

Toobing

v. Masturbating while on a Zoom call with your coworkers (ie Jeffery Toobin)

Anderson: Why are Jeff's pants down during this zoom meeting?

Don: Oh, I think he's just Toobing again.

by bueygrande October 30, 2020

trooting

From Television Rooting. Rooting for your favorite sports team on TV when you can't be at the game.

While trooting has no effect on team morale or energy, it is practiced religiously by fans in sports bars and living rooms everywhere. Trooting may also contain more profanity than ordinary rooting, depending on the venue.

The guys down at Paddy's Bar were all trooting for the Bulls to win.

by Tuftskins May 1, 2009

Trooting

A word used to call someone who usually gets into a conversation among friends in which the friends do not want in the conversation.

Group of people: Yea that dude is a total flamer...
Person A:*creeps into the group*
Group of people: stop trooting you fagot, gtfo.
Person A:*sad face*

by moemannn October 20, 2010

trooping

1. To be in a state of extreme confusion, disorder, or panic often causing a sudden wave of trepidation.

Person 1: "Oh no, we're not gonna be sitting next to each other on the flights!"
Person 2: "No, we will, the seats are next to each other."
Person 1: "Oh, phew, I was trooping."

by thebigvinnie May 25, 2014

Toobing

Beating your meat...
Jerking off...
Spanking the monkey...

Why is the door locked? Because I'm toobing!!

by MattIce12 December 29, 2018

Trooping the colour

A particularly heavy period flow for a woman. Named after the British army display on the Queen's official birthday, where the foot guards parade in the bright red jackets.

Even though it was his birthday, the horse guards parade was on. Dave didn't get his birthday shag as his missus was trooping the colour.

by Grumpy Expat June 8, 2019