A puppet who completely OWNED wordEminem/word at the MTV awards show, and the most hilarious thing ever. Originally part of Late Night with Conan O'brien. Likes to fuck all the bitches.
by combat_rock November 8, 2003
Get the Triumph the insult comic dog mug.hilarious dog puppet from NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brian whose signature line is "for me to poop on!"
Grant: Who were you talking to?
Mark: Some dog puppet who said my home town was wonderful...for him to poop on.
Grant: That was Triumph the Insult Comic Dog! Fuckin sweet dude!
Mark: Some dog puppet who said my home town was wonderful...for him to poop on.
Grant: That was Triumph the Insult Comic Dog! Fuckin sweet dude!
by Joe Brannen September 28, 2005
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A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.
"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004
Get the Triumph the Insult Comic Dog mug.A puppet of a dog that goes around and bashes everyone and everything. The voice of the puppet is a real good comedian and adds-on the humor to the little thing itself. His best bashing was of the Star Wars Nerds at the Rockfeild Theatre. If you didn't see it, someone would strongly suggest that you do.
"Look at this one! Its like, some sort of super nerd. Biologicly enginered in a lab, made up of parts from lesser nerds!" -triumph the comic insult dog
by merasane October 25, 2006
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Get the Triumph Train mug.In a USA today poll, 9/10 Nazi's recommended Triumph Motorcycles as thier bike of choice.
The jews sure scatter like cockroaches when I arrive on my Triumph bike!
The jews sure scatter like cockroaches when I arrive on my Triumph bike!
by 3rdReich September 30, 2005
Get the Triumph Motorcycles mug.Guy 1: My wife and I took a cruise on the Carnival Triumph last summer.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: We had to shower for a week after returning.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: We had to shower for a week after returning.
by In Amber Clad February 15, 2013
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