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No-trition

A descriptor for food that at first glance appears to be healthy, but is actually packed with sugar or other unsavoury elements.

Comes from the words "no" and "nutrition."
That All-Bran bar looked healthy until I realized its second ingredient was high-fructose corn syrup. You won't catch me eating food so full of no-trition.
by Repo_Mandy April 12, 2010
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Triton Eye

The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UCSD too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.
9 out of 10 girls in San Diego are hot. But that 10th girl. . .goes to UCSD.
by Jacob May 5, 2005
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tittoo

A tattoo on the breast region of the body.
Hey, I think that tittoo is her excuse to show people her boob at an otherwise inappropriate moment. You show your friends your tattoo you got in memory of your dead brother and she whips out her titonies.
by Meagan Susan June 12, 2007
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Triston

Triston is a cool loving friend that you can count on and they will listen to you and anything you have say.
John:Man I'm glad I have my friend

Bob: Is his name Triston ?
John: OMG how did you know ?
by AssSlayer767 November 29, 2017
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Triston

Triston is a loveful and meanig male who says whattt after fully understanding the whole conversation doesn't really apply his self and is tall and athletic
Triston is one coll n tall mofo.
by _Th3Truth_ December 2, 2017
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tittology

the study of titties. one who studies titties is known as a tittologist.
jeff-"awwwww shit"
carole-"huh"
jeff-"i have a test on tittology today"
carole-"that sucks"
by josh and austin =) January 24, 2009
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Twittourettes

Early Stage Twittourettes:

Early Stage Twittourettes is a condition specific to Twitter users who sit back and watch what other people are tweeting, while not actively tweeting themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will often send seemingly witty, yet random replies to a Tweet that he/she feels will result in, at the least, a short conversation. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 1

Advanced Stage Tourettes:

In Advanced Stage Twittourettes, the Twitter user will Tweet random thoughts which are geared towards drawing attention to themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 2
Example 1
Early Stage Twittourettes:

NormalUser1: Does anyone know if the Celebrity Standup special on TV is part of the Tour?

RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 Google is your friend

NormalUser1: Everyone says it is, so I won't watch it cuz I'm going to see him on tour.

RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 You're not missing anything, the TV special is censored

NormalUser1: So, is anyone else going to see the Celebrity Standup special on tour?

Example 2
Advanced Stage Twittourettes:

RandomGuy1: I tried vegetarianism, but I realized that all those cute animals are so delicious.
by Greywulf2112 May 17, 2009
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