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Saint Patty’s Day Treat 

When you feed a woman only collard greens (like a lot of collard greens) and then fuck her ass on St. Patrick’s day. This results in a wonderfully odorous layer of green shit on your cock, fit for any Irish celebration.
Matt: Yooo dude, my dick still smells from that Saint Patty’s day treat.

Caroline: Damn bro, that sounds delightful.
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Brando’s Triple Treat 

The Brando’s Triple Treat consists of 3 things. First you take 2 lines a coke, then a bong rip of weed, and last a doot of crack, back to back to back.
The definition of the Brando’s Triple Treat-Bro I’m so fucked up from that Brando's Triple Threat, I can’t feel my legs!

Treat the Jake’s 

Go on a high speed chase with the police

like fully chop says Vic treat the Jake’s
Yo Kailie Treat the Jake’s dude

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The superior version of saying Whomst'd've.
Created in order to show superiority over peers or younglings.
GUY 1: Yo, do you have any idea whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all'terent'djfignick'fed'sie'yenas'ighohocasaldingtariunistic'iuds'mentarsariot took my notebook?

GUY 2: ....What?

Stoke on Trent 

Voted 2007's 13th worst place to live in England, home of people who know how to get through life without making trouble. If not, well, ah....
Also the home of possibly the best thing to eat EVER: Oatcakes.
Accent consists of trying to say everything as fast as possible, also coming out with wierd nicknames.
normal person- Hi Amy, would you please pass me the television remote?
stoke on trent person- Oy, duck, chuck me the doodah!
NP- I really want to see that new Harry Potter film!
S-O-T P- Ahreallywannaseethenewharrypotterfilm

or, with appropriate pronunciation
S-O-T P- Ah reely wan see tha new 'Arry Po'er film

Stoke-on-Trent 

Although Stoke-on-Trent was voted worst city to live in, it isn't entirely true. Most definitions give the bad side of Stoke. However, I've seen the good side. Parts of Stoke that I've seen can be lush, green and full of wildlife. It can be a peaceful area full of polite old people. Plus, the oatcakes are DIVINE. Seriously. Have you ever tried cheesy oatcakes? People up there are also much more polite and intelligent then the plonkers down in, let's say, Basildon. Stoke also used to be one of Britain's main pottery manufacturers, are you forgetting that? It holds a big piece of England's history, and if you can't see that, fuck off back up your arsehole.
Where are we going for holiday?
Stoke-on-Trent.
To see Grandma?
Yep.
Stoke-on-Trent by Nopeiddy April 28, 2014

Stoke on trent 

Stoke on trent the city no one knows about.

Stoke on trent is home to the 6 towns which are

Fenton
Tunstall
Longton
Stoke

Burslem - the mother town

Hanley.
Home to the orginal pottery that many families used all over the country wedgewood, churchill, royal doulton so on and so forth.
Stoke on trent is not a bad place to live.
Where are you from?
Stoke on trent.
Wheres that
Rolls eyes inbetween Manchester and birmingham