transitional sausage

The guy that changes a lesbian's sexual preference to dudes.

Joe: What's with that spikey haired girl?
Pete: Oh, she used to be a lesbian.
Joe: Damn, who gave her the old transitional sausage?

by invasionpictures March 30, 2009

pocket transaction

A pocket transaction occurs when money completely misses the cash register and "accidentally" ends up in the pocket of a minimum wage employee.

We don't get enough money for working at McDonalds, so we occasionally complete a pocket transaction to make up for it.

by RJForce September 1, 2007

transition guy

a transition guy is someone a girl talks to, plays with mentally and/or physically and proposes to be with them until she can move on or find someone better to be with. most common when women are seeking a divorce or separtaion from a past love, or with problems that the woman is experiencing.

ex: Hairy was dating this married girl while she was getting a divorce. Once she recieved her divorce, she dumped him and started dating someone new. He was the transition guy to her.

ex: He was with her while she was going thru problems. He helped her alot and supported her. When her problems were fixed, she left him.

by mrmike September 8, 2007

Pendleton Transition

the point each day at which your body goes from craving caffeine to craving alcohol.

Ever since I had kids, the Pendleton Transition seems to be coming earlier and earlier in the day.

by JWinTX November 6, 2013

Transitional Relationship

A affair in which one or both people have recently come out of a painful divorce/long-term relationship; somewhat of a "practice run" for the next serious relationship. More meaningful than a fuck buddy or friend privilege, a T/R is monogamous, and involves close friendship, sexual relations, and often genuine love, but no potential for permanence. Frequently arises between people who were already acquaintances, and is the relationship-equivalent to a halfway house for broken hearts on the mend.

"I think Jeff is absolutely amazing and I would love to go out with him in the future, but I'm still healing from my divorce and this transitional relationship with Dillon is all I can handle right now".

by Shinda Shebaba July 4, 2010

Monroe Transaction

the activity in which two men stick a 4 foot, approx. 3 inch diameter, glass tube between their asses and excrete into both ends; both men are allowed to move around but the tube must remain in place, and the first person to get their feces in the other's asshole wins.

Does the Monroe Transaction contest morally qualify as having a winner?

by Toxic Rage January 4, 2007

transition year

a year of no school work in ireland, usually leads to stupidity.

teacher: "for homework tonight..."
students:"we're in transition year!"
teacher:"oops my bad"

ty was so fun! my brains turned to mush tho..

by leecool June 3, 2010