touch grass

An insult used on people whose views of the world have deviated so far from reality that it makes you wonder, "Man, have they ever seen the real world? Do they ever go outside? Heck, do they even know what something as basic as grass feels like?"
"i'm dreamsexual uwu!! X3" "...go touch grass"
by peckneckpeople January 07, 2022
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Touch Grass

Something the average fortnite player hasn’t done in 4 years, they’ve also most likely haven’t had any female interaction in 4 years and will most likely be a virgin until they quit playing fortnite
Pro player: sweats on you
Nigga that actually gets pussy: touch grass you sweaty bitch
by Avatar Relief September 26, 2021
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something you say to someone who basically never goes outside
bestie please go touch grass you've spent 4 weekends in a row at online debate comps
by tsgpcdt June 21, 2021
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Used when a person is acting strange, sexual, in need of some guidance or just needs a reality check
My friend Marie has been acting over sexual and paranoid so I recommended she should go outside and touch grass.
by Loathing Pain May 18, 2021
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touch grass

A Twitter user's last option for when they are losing an argument alongside other phrases such as:

-"You are arguing with a minor"
-"Racist", "Bigot", etc...
-"ratio + L + you fell off"
"touch grass"
by KalbHimar December 22, 2021
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a noice action you can do to not be a lol gamer
can i ples touch grass?
by nike kicks November 02, 2021
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A fucking dumbass little shithead that is connected to the online world and is stupider then us normal people. Just like m-
Person1: “Mm.. what are these liquid drops falling from the sky? Is it daddy zhonglis pee?!” Person2: “Ah, go touch grass you fuck.”
by Kiko/milkxssontiktok December 02, 2021
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