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Tolman

A mythological demigod fiercely worshiped in ancient and modern times by men and women alike, often the subject of inappropriate prepubescent tattoos. Renowned for his indomitable single raised-eyebrow, raucous biceps, thunderous procreation, and thick, rich Hasselhoff hair.

Also used as expression of triumphant exclamation akin to: "Shazam!", "Voila!", "Tadow!", "Get Bent!" and "Presto-Chango!"
"Hail All-Father, mighty warrior, one-eyed wanderer, Lord of the forge, consort to the love Goddess. Teach me thy paths and guide my hand, oh wondrous all-mighty Tol-man!"

"Hey, Ching Dao. Check out the buns on that hot dawg." (as he turns to look, Ching Dao is ferociously struck with a blindside b-slap to the orbital) "Awww snap - Tolman!" (said with bravado and pelvic thrust)
by Constance Farder February 23, 2017
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Thuman

A human who has thumbs and is superior to normal humans
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That strange feeling when you see or hear something obscure that you had just been talking or thinking about. It's like deja vu but so strange and out there it feels borderline scary.
Oh my gosh, I just had the biggest Trumany Judy!
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Camel Toemance

Camel Toemance is a word used to describe an individual who’s life is scoping out women in yoga pants, and showing a unwavering dedication to romancing women with Camel Toe. They also have a keen eye when it comes to spotting the Camel Toe of women in regular pants or jeans.
God damn, I was out with Landon last weekend at the mall, looking for a good barber to trim that manly man beard on his face when it finally happened. This hot ass blond named Irene came out of Victorias Secret, sporting the two lip invitation. Fucking Landon went over there, got her digits, and on Saturday night, started the Camel Toemance! He was a little pissed the face fur didn’t get cleaned, he is sick of me calling him captain Blackbeard!
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tomanus

The anus-shaped spot on a tomato under the stem.
Before slicing a tomato into wedges, use a paring knife to discard the tomanus.
by Uncle Ugly January 14, 2008
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Truman gave the order

Expression used when one needs to take a shit..... aka drop a bomb
"Where is the bathroom? Cuz Truman gave the order."
by j-dub watson March 13, 2009
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Tourange

Tourange is the word for something that is an imposter / pretending to be something else. It means fake, imposter or liar.
Orange is the tourange! Vote me out if he isn’t”
Game: “Orange was not the tourange
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