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tortoise position

A sexual act that is similar to the doggy style, but you cover the receiver with a duvet. When the receiver comes up for air, the giver delivers a blow to the head with a pillow.
I was doing tortoise position with Kosta's mum last night. I think i gave her concussion. She still hasnt come out of her shell
by Mother Lovers May 26, 2017
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This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto

The ONLY response to having a bad day, no matter how minuscule that tragedy is, any one of the right minds must always listen to Africa by Toto during a tragedy.
"Dude, I found my wife, sleeping with another man"
"This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto"
Google: "Ok, playing Africa by Toto on Spotify"
Africa by Toto: "....I hear the drums echoing tonight...."
by theShuaBruh July 9, 2018
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Totoi totoing toto tootie tortoise Toti Tooting Totoro totin toitoi

totopos

"Tortilla chips". Totopos should not be called "Tortilla chips". For the same reason "pizza" is Pizza" anywhere or "sushi" is "sushi", TOTOPOS should get to be TOTOPOS. Let´s "save" the word TOTOPOS, specially if you are visiting Mexico, dont ask for "tortilla chips" ask for "Totopos".
To the waiter: May I have some more "totopos", please?
At most mexican restaurants they serve Totopos and salsa at no charge.
by arnulfo December 30, 2008
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dern tootin'

Absolutely, that's right. Esp. used when someone's said something that you'd obviously agree to.

Variation: darn tootin'

Used mainly in rural areas of the US.
A: You gonna watch the superbowl tonight?
B: Dern tootin'!

A: Man, that was a rough day. Wanna go get a beer?
B: Dern tootin'!
by miss maryland February 13, 2009
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Totoroist

people who wants to become a Totoro.
I am a Totoroist and love Miyazaki Hayao very much!
by Yangky Bear May 20, 2008
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Totino's Pizza

Along with jack in the box and hot pockets, one of the top three foods of a Techie. Cheap, somewhat good tasting, and sold by the shit-ton
Techie 1: Hey man its gettin late. We gonna pull an all nighter on this?
Techie 2: Guess so man. Go to the store and get some Nos, ill start the Totino's pizzas and we'll get this shit done
by take a chance babe August 21, 2010
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Tooting

"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."
by lathsc January 9, 2020
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