a guy is defocating in a normal fashion on a toilet and he is erect and then another male climbs aboard his erection and defocates on his penis and it casades onto his lap and into the toilet. make it more fun by stacking up more than two guys and make it a true muddy totem pole.
Bro 1: thanks for the muddy totem pole last night after dancing at The Manhole bar.
Bro 2: jeezuz your welcome! next time lets get some friends and make it a real party!
Bro 2: jeezuz your welcome! next time lets get some friends and make it a real party!
by Vancandy69 December 12, 2009
Get the muddy totem pole mug.A total asshole, they always have to have a damn opinion, they always have a fucking opinion. Mostly against the Americans with the stupid "Oooh they're fatasses 'cuz they are in the United States!". You do not deserve to be in this situation, he's a humongous dipshit who can go up Satan's flaming arsehole.
Totem_pole: Haha Americans use the word "ass" because their retarded fatasses can't say arse correctly.
Me: Well yo ass can't shut the fuck up because YOUR know it all smartass is full of shit!
Totem_poledancerthatsugly: Haha shit-sagging American suck my dick!
Me: No you fuckwit! I'm European. I mean... crikey! Seems like YOU'VE been the one stacking on all the maccas!
Totem_shit: What?
Me: I hope you get bitten in the leg by a kangaroo!
Me: Well yo ass can't shut the fuck up because YOUR know it all smartass is full of shit!
Totem_poledancerthatsugly: Haha shit-sagging American suck my dick!
Me: No you fuckwit! I'm European. I mean... crikey! Seems like YOU'VE been the one stacking on all the maccas!
Totem_shit: What?
Me: I hope you get bitten in the leg by a kangaroo!
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 27, 2022
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Girl 1: I had sex with Brad last night!
Girl 2: Wait...so did I.
Girl 1: I guess that makes us totem pole sisters!
Girl 2: Wait...so did I.
Girl 1: I guess that makes us totem pole sisters!
by Brad the Dick April 14, 2014
Get the totem pole sisters mug.When at least five gay (or curious) guys watch a movie on a couch and enter each other by sitting on one another's laps. Being the bottom of the totem pole is the straightest position, whereas the top is the gayest. Basically a vertical train.
by Mitey Fulkron December 22, 2008
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Get the low on the totem pole mug.The act of pooping, where a single log of poop touches the bowl of the toilet while still attached to the anus.
Johnny was in the bathroom stall when all of a sudden he yelled out 'TOTEM POLE' after having accomplished the mega log from butt to bowl in 1 piece.
by Scott Munsie January 7, 2008
Get the TOTEM POLE mug.When multiple homosexual Negro males lie face up,and insert the penis below them into his asshole.Originated from San Francisco,where these towers are known to be stories high.The top male,known as the "Eagle Scout" is rewarded with a nice M-town Shit Tits for his bravery.The bottom male,known as the "boot",is rewared with a empty liquor bottle,filled with prime San Franciscan Teenage Buttcum.These activities are characterized by multiple hospitalizations due to chronic Pink Sock.No lubrication is used.
Stephen loves to be invited to a nice African Totem Pole,last time Stephen went he had a Pink Sock so bad he couldnt shit his Taco Bell right for weeks
by Easter Eggs July 17, 2007
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