tort

by snizzle316 January 06, 2009
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a person who is a lil silly and likes to eat concrete and little itty bitty pebbles.
what the honk, that person over there is eating little pebbles? yea that must be tort, what a silly billy
by tortie poo June 09, 2023
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1. moving or proceeding with little or less than usual speed or velocity.
2. taking or requiring a comparatively long time for completion.
3. a person who is stupid, lazy, or ineffective in some way
noun- tort
verb- torting
adjective- torted
you could describe someone as torting or call someone tort.
example 1: come on jay pass it, your tortin on that shit.
example 2: lets go tort, your always one step behind.
by sarah a. June 27, 2007
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(Noun). A child's fart, usually associated with a tonkle. Torting and tonkling combine to form a torkle.
Uh oh, I think little Justin just torted!
by Dan St. Aubin March 06, 2006
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Trick or Treating; A way to shorten it so you don't have to spell it all out because you're lazy. ;o
LemonSonic: Sweet! Hey dude, You wanna go torting with me and my friends?

Shoeboxmoments x: Naah... That's for babies... :\

LemonSonic: Then come with us. ;
by Nintendoid :] October 24, 2007
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by Afsheen Semnani January 21, 2003
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A man who loves their country and is often found saluting to the national anthem or doing other such patriotic acts.
Wow, that Ian is such a tort!
by Nathan Cleeter October 14, 2021
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