torta

a person thats always eating and never seams to get full

boy-"i want a sandwich"
girl-"wtf? didnt you just eat!"
boy-"so?"
girl-"your a freakin torta you know that!"

by BaBeLocs August 19, 2008

torta

Spanish slang for a female's vagina.

Jenny let me eat her torta last night.

by bigRich January 12, 2005

torta

Monica Lewinsky

I'll tapitytaptap that Lewinsky torta.

by DJ LATIN September 10, 2003

torta

Over weight girl looking for BIGSCOTTY at a car show.

Last time I saw BIGSCOTTY he went around the corner to holla at some torta.

by ogcaddy September 15, 2003

tortas

Las tortas: Funny slang for ass or butt; much less formal than "nalgas."

No mires mis tortas.

by Bleak Jackson August 2, 2007

torta smashing

a man who enjoys having sex with a fat chic.

"dude a cant believe brandon has been torta smashing all week; there wont be any snacks left in the house!!"

by dbginyu April 27, 2010

big torta

a fatass, usually an outta shape mexican foo

wuddup, big torta?

by coco higgins January 5, 2015