Torpoint

Torpoint is a small town in Cornwall just outside of Plymouth. It’s hard to walk through the streets and not know who it is your walking past. Unfortunately some of them are wannabe roadmen on their electric scooters whizzing round fore street

Basically in Torpoint we’re all bleddy mental
Right we’re all in Torpoint let’s get down the pubs

by Torpoint October 30, 2022

Torpoodo

When you do a poo whilst swimming

I was in the swimming lane at the local pool and launched a torpoodo on my 10 lap

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

Linyos Torovoltos

A soviet hacker that created the OS called lunix, which is spyware and if your son had installed it. You need to get a technician called IMMEDIATELY! He also can steal your music with the MP3 Program.

LUNIX by Linyos Torovoltos is a scary virus

by Drake112 December 23, 2023