Tootsie-Matized

Tootsie-Matized. Another word for a penis. It's hypnotizing, your mind stays focused on how you will worship and please it, although you are not near it, it'll leave you dreaming about what you will do with it and appreciate it because you know he's worth it.

My baby got me tootsie matized, he got me feining. I'm Tootsie-Matized.

by Lisa1982 March 16, 2010

Tootsie weekend

A weekend in which a man dresses in women's clothing and assumes a female identity in order to determine whether or not he would enjoy being a woman. Inspired by the movie "Tootsie" starring Dustin Hoffman.

Not to be confused with a Doubtfire holiday in which a man dresses as a woman to secretly spend time with his children.

1.)
Brett: Hey, man! You wanna come over on Saturday and play "Call of Duty"?
Marty: No, thanks. I'm gonna do a Tootsie weekend.

2.)
Devin: Do you like mascara?
JJ: Yeah, I kinda do. I think I'm gonna do a Tootsie weekend.

3.)
Ryan: Hey, how was your Tootsie weekend?
Gus: Great. I think I'm gonna become a woman.

by Lil' Shammie August 21, 2013

Tootsie Roll Mustache

(noun) Fecal mater on your upper lip obtained after performing anal cunnilingus (Often in the form of a Tootsie Roll Canoli)

Bieber was giving me some good Tootsie Roll Canoli and I gave him a little Tootsie Roll Mustache in return.

by admirallenny November 6, 2014

Ootsie tootsie

Before intercourse, one inserts a lucky rabbits foot into the anal cavity of ones partner in order to ensure a quality time.

My girlfriend had a bad week so I gave her an ootsie tootsie.

by Sabby, MD PhD DVM October 21, 2018

Tootsie

Another word for the human foot. Somewhat of a childish term.

My girlfriend squeals when I tickle her tootsies!

by MACHone Inc. October 8, 2005

towanda tootsie pop

Named after a small Northern Pennsylvania town known for incest. A Townada tootsie pop occurs after anal sex with a close relative when a penis is cleaned orally.

Sam gave Bill a towanda tootsie pop.

by Towanda Tootsie Pop March 8, 2016

tootsie roll fruit cup

The second best insult to be used on a city boy or hockey player. Indicates they are both soft (like a tootsie roll) and gay (like a fruit cup). Thus calling them soft and gay in one phrase. As seen in Letterkenny problems on Youtube, a series of comedy skits about small town life problems.
The first best insult is ten ply.

Guy 1- Ladies love the flow, bro.
Guy 2-Buddy the only thing ladies love is when you quit talking.

Guy 1 - What'd you say.
Guy 2- You heard me. Buddy your softer than a "tootsie roll fruit cup"

by andrewn September 17, 2013