rootin tootin chicken-shootin

when you take out your partner's cock and you spray it with air freshener until it smells good

Hey, y'all ready for some rootin tootin chicken-shootin?

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boy howdy what a rootin tootin hootin hollerin grandma humpin time

this word means wow, or jeepin' gillickers, wally!

Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!

by Captain Jacqui April 17, 2004

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1. a term used in a negative way to describe someone

2. The process of neutering piglets and/or "dealing with" cows on a Polish farm.

1. "you're a mootin' tootin' son of a bitch!"

2. "so I was mootin' tootin' today and it resulted in quite a mess!"

by Mark Howell May 5, 2008

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Russian president who has eaten to much taco bell and has a series case of tootin and is mentally gay and is sexually confused

by Bornkl snort April 28, 2017

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The art of sexual intercourse while sky diving and tooting on her tits. All the while shooting your cum in her face.

by Fergus Forsyth! April 20, 2014

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A redneck's way of saying coolio.

Bobby Joe: "Did you see that tractor?"
Billy Ray: "Yup, it was darn tootin"

by Staffetkongen March 11, 2016

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A phrase that 99 year old men use when describing a "fine young thing"
Adjective.

"Ricky Bob was that pretty young thing fly?"
"Darn tootin! Der ol' Bobby Rick!"

by Meeka! January 5, 2009

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