Toot it & Boot it

To snort illegal substances such as: cocaine,oxycotton, or pcp. Then to sell it to people. The (toot) is the drugs you snort, the (boot) is when you export it.

Posh: Aye man, are you gunna start sellin that coke yet? Or just keep it all to yourself?

HellBoy: Nah man, relax im just gunna toot it to see how it is, if its A-1 ill boot it.

Toot it & Boot it!

by POSHeries February 25, 2011

tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

by stopdropandrollballs June 16, 2010

toot n boot

To fart and then leave the premises.

I usually toot n boot because I have to fart but don't want to be blamed for it.

by toot n booter February 16, 2015

Toot boots

When you step in some sort of shit, and every step you take makes a squelchy and squishy noise.

Person: *shoes are squelching in poo*
Random other person: Woah, you've got your toot boots on today.

by xxx_MLGnoscoper_xxx February 8, 2018

Tooted&booted

A girl that is so fine your jaw drops

Damn girl u really tooted&booted

by Lilcartwheel July 13, 2018

Tooted n' booted

When you pass gas in a public place and or area where other people are currently occupying and then you get out of there as fast as possible.

Lil Christian was at the party with all the homies then he tooted n' booted up out that joint.

by XHale FADELife July 17, 2021

Tooted and Booted

To take of another person's pants, spit in their ass then leave them with their pants down.

Yo Dawg, I swear I got tooted and booted last night.

by Alabama Spitroasting Champion January 4, 2024