tooping

To "poop" and "text" at the same time.

"hey man what's up"
"nothin much, just tooping"
"oh sweet me too!!"
*goes to school the next day*

"hey man, why'd you stop tooping me???"
"yeaahh.. i need a new phone.. i kinda dropped a big one and splashed all over my phone..."
"shiityyy deal man, shitty deal..."

by McOwners December 31, 2009

Toopie

A toopie is a mint or attractive ladie. May also been known as a gak

Farkkk look at the toopie over there

by Tuttle beach headphones January 9, 2017

torpido tits

Big boobies that look like they are about to explode out of her shirt.

Damn look at her torpido tits.

by Felicia69 February 11, 2014

Toopie & Binew

A kids show featuring a degenerate half- nude pedofile mouse & a cancerous cat who has recently gone through his 3 year of chemotherapy going on magical ectesey fuelled adventures.

Toopie & Binew ! Ugh! Where the hell are they, they owe me 50 grand!

by GrAMr mAN June 6, 2018

tooping

to toot and poop at the same time.

"that baby is tooping hardcore, you should go change her"

"grandma's tooping again"

by butt-crack sisters October 27, 2011

tooping

To text someone while pooping

guy in stall 1: "hey man your awfully quiet over there"

guy in stall 2: "sorry bro, I was tooping my girlfriend"

by cowboys24fan November 5, 2010

torpid

(adj) extreme, out of this world; stronger/crazier version of "awesome"; makes your head spin but you like it

"That band is so torpid!"

by Barg February 9, 2006