Verb: "(w/ 'to go') to stand up during a Zoom or other conference call while sporting wood or showing an erection underneath ones clothes." Inspired by the 2020 news event involving journalist Jeffrey Toobin who was caught masturbating during a Zoom call, and, thus, was going "full-Toobin."
Right in the middle of a Zoom review for the O-Chem midterm, my TA got up to get a fresh cup of coffee and, wouldn't you know it, dude went half-Toobin and popped a chub right in front of the whole section. Must've had more than the textbook open in his browser window.
by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020
Get the Half-Toobin mug.1. The act of cranking one out mid-Zoom. Aka ZoomBate
2. Exerting one's dominance in a virtual meeting.
2. Exerting one's dominance in a virtual meeting.
by EndLegalRackets October 19, 2020
Get the Toobin mug.Cowboy slang adjective meant to emphasize a positive experience. Possibly related to eating baked beans at a campfire. (See movie Blazing Saddles)
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Get the rootin tootin mug.When you strongly agree with something. General used in a positive way to reinforce what others have said.
by NotTimmy March 21, 2020
Get the Darn Tootin mug.The term used to describe Jeffrey Toobin’s jerking session while on a conference call in front of the other people; which in turn led him to get suspended.
by MSF. October 19, 2020
Get the Lubin’ and Toobin’ mug.Noun 1. A Glutton.
2. A person who pushes the boundaries of unhealthy food choices.
3. A gluttonous lifestyle.
Adv. 1. A toogans approach to eating.
Adj. 1. Descriptive of an overindulgent food item or person.
Verb. 1. To overindulge in food.
2. A person who pushes the boundaries of unhealthy food choices.
3. A gluttonous lifestyle.
Adv. 1. A toogans approach to eating.
Adj. 1. Descriptive of an overindulgent food item or person.
Verb. 1. To overindulge in food.
For Noun:
"A Toogans Move": Ordering a double bacon cheeseburger and then requesting ranch dressing to dip it in. Dipping cheesecake in chocolate syrup. Dipping any already fried food in ranch dressing. Shaking the excess crumbs from a bag of chips into your mouth after consuming the entire bag. Turning the bag inside out and licking it.
For Adverb: "I'm about to go toogans on this meal!"
For Adjective: "That desert was a toogans delight." or "Look at that fatty toogans over there."
For Verb: "To toog or not to toog, that is the question."
"A Toogans Move": Ordering a double bacon cheeseburger and then requesting ranch dressing to dip it in. Dipping cheesecake in chocolate syrup. Dipping any already fried food in ranch dressing. Shaking the excess crumbs from a bag of chips into your mouth after consuming the entire bag. Turning the bag inside out and licking it.
For Adverb: "I'm about to go toogans on this meal!"
For Adjective: "That desert was a toogans delight." or "Look at that fatty toogans over there."
For Verb: "To toog or not to toog, that is the question."
by MurphyB July 6, 2008
Get the Toogans mug.The art of doing an inappropriate act such as masterbating during a Zoom, Webex, FaceTime or other video call because you didn’t realize the video was on and the entire group on the call watched you.
Dude, I was on my work Zoom today. I had Youporn going on my phone...Afterwards I received a call from HR and was informed that my services were no longer needed. I was totally Jeffrey Toobin’ and now I need a job.
by Harvdog71 October 19, 2020
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