Ivan Toney

A 25 year old footballer known as the best striker in the history of the EFL. Fresh from an extraordinary season, Toney is England’s expected number 9 for this summer’s European Championships, replacing serial bottler Harry Kane.

Ivan Toney was just unstoppable today

by KnowerOfBaII April 22, 2021

James Toney

A Heavyweight boxer with a lot of knockouts, known by boxing fans as "Lights Out" but referred to as "The Jabroni" by MMA fans due to the fact that Randy Couture easily defeated him.

Boxing Fan: Dude, James Toney is so incredible! No mixed martial artist could EVER beat him!!

MMA Fan: LOL, he's a jabroni, just ask Randy Couture.

by LOLWURTS May 30, 2011

Andrew Toney.

An amazing, fun, sexy guy who treats girls perfect. He's sweet and funny, but won't be a douche around friends. He's cuddly and an amazing kisser, and will always be your shoulder when you cry. He could never break your heart or let you down or hurt you, he always treats you the best he can. Is ready to do anything you are if you open up and he learns to love you. He will treat you like you're golden and cherish every moment with you.

I know Andrew Toney. I'm lucky to.

by heyiminlovewithandrew October 31, 2011

Toney Fine Ass

Toney is the most finest man in the fucking world he will make you melt to the sight of him girl he is everything you want and need but he mines so eat a butt

Mainlynyny:OMG TONEY FINE ASSSSS

by iihearttha May 31, 2022

Toney

Something or someone is wack/lame

"That shit is fucking toney, why would he do that"

by H0RE December 23, 2021

adam toney

Someone who eats pizza everyday

I didn't order pizza today I went and bought one from Kroger but tomorrow I'll order 2 more because I'm Adam Toney.

by Blakmeatonurface March 19, 2021

Ivan Toney Effect

When a game is not going well for one team but a late substitution drastically improves the performance of that team (based on vibes alone). Based on the Euros 2024 England-Slovakia round-of-16 game - Ivan Toney came on for England at the last minute when England were losing to Slovakia. England went on to score two goals, progressing to the quarter finals.

Thank god he was substituted on, that's the Ivan Toney Effect.

by alfafan159 June 30, 2024