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Toney Pompano
Someone who appears totally normal until they go in for a kiss. Then their mouth becomes strange and down-turned, their chin becomes wrinkly and their puckered lips don't quite touch but instead just awkwardly expose their teeth.
karen: How was your date with Chevaps last night?
Lindsay: Oh man, it was good until he went in for a kiss and turned all Toney Pompano on me.
Karen: OOOOOOHHHHH DEAAAAAARRRRR... let's get you to sanitation services immediately.
Lindsay: Oh man, it was good until he went in for a kiss and turned all Toney Pompano on me.
Karen: OOOOOOHHHHH DEAAAAAARRRRR... let's get you to sanitation services immediately.
Toney Pompano by Thatsawrapsatbalkenchevaps June 21, 2009
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Toney Fine Ass
Toney is the most finest man in the fucking world he will make you melt to the sight of him girl he is everything you want and need but he mines so eat a butt
Toney Fine Ass by iihearttha May 31, 2022
Ivan Toney
A 25 year old footballer known as the best striker in the history of the EFL. Fresh from an extraordinary season, Toney is England’s expected number 9 for this summer’s European Championships, replacing serial bottler Harry Kane.
Ivan Toney by KnowerOfBaII April 22, 2021
James Toney
A Heavyweight boxer with a lot of knockouts, known by boxing fans as "Lights Out" but referred to as "The Jabroni" by MMA fans due to the fact that Randy Couture easily defeated him.
Boxing Fan: Dude, James Toney is so incredible! No mixed martial artist could EVER beat him!!
MMA Fan: LOL, he's a jabroni, just ask Randy Couture.
MMA Fan: LOL, he's a jabroni, just ask Randy Couture.
James Toney by LOLWURTS May 30, 2011
Andrew Toney.
An amazing, fun, sexy guy who treats girls perfect. He's sweet and funny, but won't be a douche around friends. He's cuddly and an amazing kisser, and will always be your shoulder when you cry. He could never break your heart or let you down or hurt you, he always treats you the best he can. Is ready to do anything you are if you open up and he learns to love you. He will treat you like you're golden and cherish every moment with you.
Andrew Toney. by heyiminlovewithandrew October 31, 2011