tomjon

To receive a blowjob in the park at night.

I gave my boyfriend a tomjon yesterday.

by Adeline Beuachamp August 8, 2015

dan thomson

A joke denoted by the absence of subsequent laughter despite an appreciable amount of wit, usage of bad punnage and/or overly enthusiastic delivery.

The stand-up comedian was painful to watch. Though he had one or two good jokes, most of the night he just dropped dan thomson after dan thomson.

by comedy society February 4, 2013

towson university

A relatively unknown school in Maryland, second to College Park in both size and stature, but certainly not in partying. Close proximity to Baltimore allows frequent trips to some of the best yet cheapest clubs and bars in the USA. Home to a top 10 Lacrosse program on the rise as well as the 5+ time NCAA champion dance team, yet most fans remain apathetic or fans of UMD. Nightlife is run mostly by greeklife and people from out of state. most MDers go home to mom and dad dreaming of transfering to College Park, but they won't 8 times out of 10.

Most noteworthy- Towson has the most beautiful girls. The ratio to men is something in the 65/35 area, and the women above an 8 on the 1-10 scale hovers around 75% every year. It WILL make you go home and think of everyone as ugly and relatively boring.

Towson's girls are the hottest on the East Coast by far.

by rock lo March 27, 2005

Mick Thomson

A massive guy who is the lead Guitarist in the band Slipknot (he's also known as #7).
He uses a B.C Rich Warlock and is under rated because of the band he plays in.

Mick can shred with the best of them!

by Wounded December 25, 2004

towson

Truth is anyone who's from Towson loves it for one reason and hates it for another (even if its a small reason). The weird thing about Towson is when you leave, you miss it(even though you don't want too), and when you're there you want to get the hell out (or so you think). Once you have left, even if you never return, you will always have a little piece of it inside you. It might be a memory of your first Lily dress or your favorite pair of Uggs, or maybe its a memory of the first time you smoked at Towson Commons or roamed around town drunk. Thing is there's a little bit of everything in Towson, and a little bit of Towson in anyone who's ever lived there.

Towson fosters a multitude of fun stuff for people of every color, shape, size, and scene. Its true, you know it, deal.

by peanut April 7, 2005

Towson University

All though Towson University is located outside of Baltimore, the style and the mood of the place reflects that of New York and that of Connecticut. The campus is pretty and full of vibrant shrubbery. There is also a New York feel as the Tower Dining hall appears to be modeled after the Trump Tower on 5th Avenue. The tower is spacious, has carryout like places, a cereal bar, and a New York like view (except its in Baltimore). Towson also has many fun hang outs such as: the gym, the student union, STARBUCKS,etc. People can play pool in the union, go to the gym and climb on the climbing wall, or go drink a latte in the Starbucks. Yes it is a full service Starbucks.

Towson University's style can be best described as the following for Girls:
-north face jackets
-Vera Bradley Purses
-Longchamp purses
-J Crew clothes
-bows on clothes or headbands
-Gossip Girl style
-Audrey Hepburn Style
- New York/Connecticut Style
-Nordstrom
-Abercrombie Clothes
-Juicy Couture Clothes and accessories
-Cute and elegant coats
-rainbow brand flip flops
-Eliza B flip flops
-Uggs
-Silver monogrammed jewlery
-pearl earrings

Guys:
-Ralph Lauren Clothes
-Lacoste Clothes
-Abercrombie Clothes
-Vineyard Vines
-North Face Jackets
-New York/Connecticut style
-Shaggy Hair

by fashionista26 May 16, 2009

aimee thomson

A very beautiful girl both inside and out. She is very sweet and funny. She likes to tell stories with no point, and laughs for long periods of time at her own jokes. She has a contagious smile that can't help but spread to others. she has a big heart and when she cares for you she makes sure you know, shes a nerd but shes also very gullible, she can always cheer you up...... I love her..... shes my aimee xx

aimee thomson is sooo beautiful

by pete jnr November 21, 2013