Towball

When two male friends drop another male friends dry anus onto a fully erect penis from a height!

Gonna hitch up the towball!

by Knowhereman November 1, 2017

Tomball

A filthy, disease ridden area north of Houston. It is home to many hoodlums, hooligans, hayseeds and harpies. There are some isolated areas of coolness but they are very hard to find. Filled to the brim with that "good old boys" mentality, if any mentality at all.

Also:
A noun used to describe someone from that area. They look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. They resemble zombies.

Ed: I'm from Tomball.
Houstonian: Oh. I. Am. Sorry. Do. You. Need. Some. Help?
Ed: I said I'm from Tomball. I didn't say I'm slow!
Houstonian: I wasn't aware there is a difference.

Anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like Boomhaur from King Of The Hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a TRUCK, Drinks and drives or would appear on Cops would look "Tomball"

by Nigel Chaos September 2, 2008

Tomball

Hicktown USA. People wear wranglers, flannel shirts, and walk around with hay sticking out of their mouth. People get drunk all the time and there are crazy old men. They are damn rednecks.

Look at that hick over there in his wranglers. He looks tyte.

by Michael Markiewicz February 27, 2005

Tomball High School

The pride of Texas where everyday is a good day to be a Cougar

Tomball High School, 'You are the pride of Texas"

by cougar2012 March 17, 2011

Tomball

A filthy, disease ridden area north of Houston. It is home to many hoodlums, hooligans, hayseeds and harpies. There are some isolated areas of coolness but they are very hard to find. Filled to the brim with that "good old boys" mentality, if any mentality at all.

Also:
A noun used to describe someone from that area. They look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. They resemble zombies.

Ed: I'm from Tomball.
Houstonian: Oh. I. Am. Sorry. Do. You. Need. Some. Help?
Ed: I said I'm from Tomball. I didn't say I'm slow!
Houstonian: I wasn't aware there is a difference.

Anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like Boomhaur from King Of The Hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a TRUCK, Drinks and drives or would appear on Cops would look "Tomball"

by Nigel Chaos July 30, 2008

Sex Teeball

A baseball metaphor (along the lines of getting to the plate, to 1st base, to 2nd base... etceteria) for a member of the opposite sex that obviously desires coitus but will not make the first move. He/she is just sitting there and all you have to do is "make contact" and the deal is closed i.e. home run.

Those girls so wanted it and were so into us, it was like sex teeball in there.

by Fawesome80 June 18, 2010

teeball

A sex position that involves three homosexual males where a fun, kiddy recreation sport is recreated for orgasmic pleasure.

Male A lies on the floor with a hard-on (the tee)

Male B crouches over Male A, gently resting his balls on the tip of Male A's penis (the ball)

Male C kneels down next to Males A and B and proceeds to swing his penis in order to make contact with Male B's balls. (the bat)

Jim meets his homosexual friends for coffee at Starbucks.

Jim says, "Hey fellas, I'm feeling particularly horny tonight. Let's play teeball."

by raccoonkinggallet February 28, 2010